May 23, 2006
Sunburn
HEADLINE - California: A stupid caucasian man went to the beach on Saturday and burned the hell out of his pale skin. 
The sky was overcast; what can I say in my defense? I think it might be congenital.
Of late, the lack of posts is disturbing. We’re hemorrhaging readers like a gut-shot public library. Maybe someone’s got some new ideas that would inspire me to write.
Anyway, from Thursday through Monday I’ll be vacationing in beautiful New York City. Friends of the Toe Stubber who live in the world’s greatest city should call or email so that we can all get together. Just don’t slap me on the back, goddammit.
Rick at 10:34 am
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yeah, i’m thinkin’ maybe we could hook up at the newstand, laugh at some headlines, shoot the shit, catch up for a few minutes. and that, i guess, will be cool… let’s not overdo it…
Comment by ira sfumato Ñ May 23, 2006 @ 12:01 pm
pink is the new green!
Comment by wi11iam13 Ñ May 24, 2006 @ 11:22 am
I’m here getting cancer removed from my back and you go sit in the motherfucking sun without proper protection? When you see my Frankenback…I think you’ll get your act together.
Comment by michelle Ñ May 24, 2006 @ 11:55 am
The sun is God’s plague on us all, Rick. It was placed in the sky shortly after Jesus was born, as a floating taste of the Hell that awaits.
Comment by Balb Kubrox Ñ May 26, 2006 @ 2:12 pm
ain’t it strange how you go sunbath’in and end up “rooking rike robster”,
and I end up looking like a fucking migrant farmworker……
Comment by chris Ñ June 2, 2006 @ 7:12 am