Comments on: Not All Vampires Suck Blood

Comment on Not All Vampires Suck Blood by: Steve Cattani

Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:58:44 +0000

You have no respect for authority, Rick.

Comment on Not All Vampires Suck Blood by: nosferatu sfumato

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 23:21:21 +0000

bureaucracy, ever the same since time immemorial. to bang one’s head against the wall until the ultimate relief upon life’s detraining IS STILL NOT ENOUGH… fuckdammit, i feel for ya brudda…

Comment on Not All Vampires Suck Blood by: Dave Cruse

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:38:52 +0000

Rick, I just finished fixing up a ‘76 Schwinn Stingray for my kid, but I could be persuaded to donate it to a good cause.

Comment on Not All Vampires Suck Blood by: Ernesto

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 04:28:08 +0000

Sorry Rick, are you now training for the tour de France?
Love,
Patrick

Comment on Not All Vampires Suck Blood by: Ivan Lerner

Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:18:26 +0000

Oh lordy, this really sucks…If you need help, just ask.

Comment on Not All Vampires Suck Blood by: Rick

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 22:35:47 +0000

Thanks, but I think I’m only willing to devote one more day to this. After that, it’s gonna have to be the shining path of terrorism, or suicide, or both. Some people tell me that the only way to get the bullshit “cleared” is to visit the courthouse. Since I already paid ($625), it’s not even an issue of fighting the ticket anymore. Those fuckers don’t answer the phone; it’s eternally busy, meaning off the receiver. I pray that they all get genital warts and become sterile.

Comment on Not All Vampires Suck Blood by: Paul

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 19:03:25 +0000

if you’re willing to put in some serious hours to fight this, it can be beaten. I was pulled over for a very dubious accusation of “not waiting long enough at a stop sign” (and in a “area that’s pedestrian-heavy” — of course, at midnight, when I was pulled over, this wasn’t the case). I missed my court date too, and I got slapped with a monster fine and a point on my license. I went to plead the case at the downtown court (Hill Street) and was basically thrown out by the judge because I missed the original court date. No traffic school, no nothing. Go fuck yourself was the judicial decree, basically. But I’ve dealt with this behavior before — I fought and beat Check Systems, which is the most evil financial institution ever (basically, if you owe an amount to a bank, they can prevent you from opening a bank account anywhere in the CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES), so I knew I could beat the California Court System. You’re basically going to have to contact the office of the judge who was supposed to hear your case and explain what’s going on, and ask him to reconsider your case. Be willing to go to the court (repeatedly, if possible), and deal with the absolutely insane people who work on the court’s consumer “assistance” lines (overworked, underpaid, and bursting at the seams with attitude). Your best bet is to talk to the judge’s clerk and work with him/her. They will probably have some kind of solution for you. Most of all, be prepared to spend A LOT of time on the phone. If you have the patience (and believe me, it will be tried to the nth degree), you can beat this. This all sounds really fishy, so be adamant, and plead your case. If there’s anything I can do to help, lemme know.

Comment on Not All Vampires Suck Blood by: wi11iam13

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 15:30:18 +0000

i would suggest going undergroun and joining the mexican mafia. then you can get on of those keen ‘low-riders’ that all the kids drive today!