Comments on: Bitch

Comment on Bitch by: will

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 22:32:44 +0000

can’t get down with the James Frey, just makes me angry to hear his name. The Stranglers on the other hand may have been pub rockers masquerading as punks but they were good no matter what you call the music.

Comment on Bitch by: wi11iam13

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:43:36 +0000

another drug bore out there eh? we wait here in bizarro-world for the return of our tiny flesh eating friends…

Comment on Bitch by: montestewart

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 06:17:20 +0000

Steven Seagal asks that offshore arms dealer if he’s still sober. “Three years” (or something). Frey sat on the dock, wishing he could play.

Media people are so stupid about “one-percenters” they mondoize. “And now, this man will reveal the truth about his life of lies. But it really will be the truth. But they really were lies. Oh, I see. Actually, he was telling the truth then, but now he’s lying. I can’t believe it. A junkie lying, I’ve never heard of such a thing. I feel so used. Quick, turn to the State of the Union address while there’s still time.”

Bitching is my favorite Stranglers song, and for years I thought they were saying Buh Bitching (like a drunken doo wop) till I read the lyrics. I guess bar bitching maybe is a phrase in England. I liked buh bitching better.

Oh, here’s my favorite war story. “After 20 years, I was going to be killed, not by Pagans or Crips, but by myself. In one hand, I had a .45. In one hand, I had a syringe full of heroin. In one hand, I had a bible. Yes, I had three hands. Thanks for letting me share.” My other fave: “Four years ago I was a street junkie with the equivalent of a second grade education, and now I’m going to Yale Law School.” I will protect his anonymity, but he was recently appointed to the Supreme Court.

Comment on Bitch by: Balb Kubrox

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 00:00:51 +0000

In every passage I’ve read, Frey sounded just like my brother. Non-povertied white douchebag, self-mythologizing as he goes, one eye spinning wildly, trying to avoid the current realities of life, and the other eye fixed on a future day when the accrued street cred will buy admirers.

After all the tattooing and debunking is over, he’s just an ordinary, attention-craving douche pouch. Not really a shocker. But now Oprah feels betrayed and disappointed and angry and zzzzzzzzz…. She’s outraged that under-scrutinized idiots are allowed to publish. WHOA! The entire world needs to change because O. (The Humanatee) was embarrassed. Rather than resolving to check things out herself and call bullshit when she feels the need, she wants dishonest people to be caught before they fool her. Imagine the meltdown when someone informs her that Dr. Phil is full of shit.

Comment on Bitch by: michelle

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:10:28 +0000

You are just pissed he ripped off your FTFFFF* tattoo.
*Fuck the Fucking Fuckity Fuck Fuckers.

Comment on Bitch by: Rick

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 21:23:23 +0000

Champagne & Little Bear, I love youse.

Comment on Bitch by: champagne and little bear

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 20:19:21 +0000

Please be careful how you use the name and/or image of Steven Seagal, the greatest actor that makes the greatest movies ever made by man. To compare this creepy lying cocksucker to Mr. Seagal makes me want to track you down and put two zigs on both cheeks of your life, and when I get my hands on you, God bless you. By the way (cueball) I happen to know who you are. Your friends gave you away, they’ve been talking at the bar.