January 14, 2010
Warm Fuzzies
Toe Stubber has been selected for an award on the internet! The shocking news came courtesy of the lovely and talented Ivan Lerner 
over at The United Provinces of Ivanlandia. Maybe I’m paranoid. It’s gotta be Ivan poking fun at me. After all, the Toe Stubber has been positively obnoxious in his loud disdain for awards and award ceremonies. Ivan himself has been on the receiving end of many long, frothing rants about the uselessness of various Halls of Fame and celebrity suckfests, to the extent that he’s had to wipe flecks of my spittle and bile off of his mad scientist spectacle lenses. And now I’m expected to just calmly and graciously accept an award? One with pink roses on it? Must be a test of my faith in meritocracy.
Well. Okay.
This transparent sham comes at a convenient time, anyway, since I have extra time on my hands. Enough to slavishly roll onto my back for a virtual tummy rub. And enough to fulfill the requirements of the One Lovely Blog Rules Committee (also known as the Council of Nine), which is to pass the “award” along to 15 deserving blogs which as far as I know have not yet received it. Yes, that’s right – this is one huge, exponentially-growing pyramid scam that can end only after every blog on the Web has got the same award… or, the people at the top start receiving kickbacks, Herbalife™ style. I really hope it’s the latter.
Some of these folks are my friends; some have not updated in a while. All these sites are worth the most sparkly, blinky, kitchy animated gif that a person can bestow:
This list purposely left out strict music/mp3 blogs (sorry, Killed By Death Records) or political blogs (else The Agitator would surely be gettin’ some too). Tried to stick to humor and/or general movie/art/sleazy interest blogs. Now it’s time for our Lovely new winners to pass on the confusing good vibes to their own 15 favorite nominees – the sooner for me to start raking in that cash!
If you are looking for more good time websites, we have finally cleaned up the sidebar at the right, where you can enjoy perma-links that actually work for a change.
Sonic’s Rendezvous Band – “Electrophonic Tonic”
Rick at 1:19 am
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...so what I do is lull them, make ‘em feel comfortable. They never expect a friend, y’know? And that Hall ain’t no Jimmy Hoffa. One measly blog award, and he lets his guard down! And that, it was easy. I shouldn’t be tellin’ you this—heh, heh, it’s just good you ain’t wearin’ a wire or anything…
Comment by Fat Tony Ñ January 14, 2010 @ 5:26 pm