September 7, 2008

Fear and Humiliation With a Dash of Old Spice: The Art of Melissa & Trish

Trish and Melissa are a pair of talented young women who spend eight long hours a day inside a single tiny administrative office filled with two large desks, many file cabinets, computer equipment and each other. To pass the time, they like to write and draw for each other’s entertainment.

“Listen slut. Your breath smells. I can smell it all the way over here. It smells like you were eating rotten snatch. Get a breath mint. You are making our office stink. Go wash your mouth with some soap and water. I am so tired. Let’s leave!! You are stupid. I have to piss. What are you doing over there? Besides not working? You are stupid. I can hear you humming over there. SHUT THE FUCK UP STUPID! You are stupid.”

“Look here you shell of a hag. My breath might stink but at least I don’t have some type of air-born [sic] disease coming out of my vag and mouth. Everytime you open your legs or mouth the Department of Health shows up just to make sure you haven’t infected anyone. I’m seriously gonna have to talk to someone about the health hazard I work with. You’ve made me sicker as soon as you stepped in the room. You decrepit piece of shit. You fucker. You fucking suck! You fucker! Die you piece of shit! ha!! Of course I mean every single word of this and may the curse I place on you be transmitted to your children and family threw [sic] your disease infested mouth and vagina! Good day! I SAID GOOD DAY!”

More to come.

Rick at 12:27 am

3 CommentsÈ

Tooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-STUBBER!
Welcome back from beyond the land of the dead!
Sorry I didn’t call or email today with “those plans;” I had me some crises at the office…

So, where the HECK did you find Trish & Melissa? Or is this some more of your own artistic criminality foisted on us unsuspecting suckers? I do like how the dark-haired chick looks like an alien grey wearing one of those wigs Hasidic women wear after they’ve cut off their hair.
See you soon!—Ivan

Comment by Ivan Ñ September 8, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
I do not believe ladies should address ladies this way. I like a good laugh as well as the next fellow, but there is a definite line that should be crossed. I think if you turn around, you’ll see that line behind you.

On an artistic note, I have certainly never seen an anus that looks like a spider, as it is drawn in a panel above. If the anus has been so casually exaggerated, how dependable is the story and the allegations within?

Comment by Balb Kubrox Ñ September 13, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
DEAR BALB KUBROX:

YOUR SOUNDING REALLY FUCKING STUPID RIGHT NOW….

Comment by ADOBE AVENGER & acrobat kid Ñ September 26, 2008 @ 11:21 am